FAIRPORT, NEW YORK — The touring vessel Colonial Belle ended it’s 22nd cruising season on Sunday with a severe mishap in Lock 32 in Pittsford, NY. The boat was returning to the lock chamber when it came on hard against the lock wall.
“It was horrifying!” said one passenger, “This little guy? With red hair? Dressed like a pirate? He sold me a Grey Goose and soda for $9. I almost spilled it!”
The boats Captain, the legendary Kaitlynn McHenry said “I blame the crew. You just can’t get good help these days.”
Senior Deckhand and First Mate Dre Elmore had this to say: “I don’t get enough sleep. I have a rash. I just can’t seem to focus anymore. The sun was in my eyes. Also, I’m all out of Red Bull.”
The boats owner, Mona, could not be reached for comment.
